WHO: Hijikata Toshirou, Edgar Vargas, Shinsengumi and anyone else who hates themselves enough to whore themselves out as nipple models.
WHAT:
WHERE: Weapons Shop, aka Shinsengumi Headquarters, aka That Fuschia Monstrosity The Neighbors Are Complaining About
WHEN: 7:00 A.M., Day 52 (I think).

( What you want is a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed. )